Freelancers - Weird Unconventional Personal Goals

Can you help with my next Freelancer Mag article? We've all heard about shooting for six figure turnovers, hiring staff, award wins, big speaking gigs, dream clients, industry recognition... 😴 👎 🥱 I'm looking for the opposite. Unconventional goals made by freelancers. Goals that are so ridiculously un-businessy they'd make Stephen Bartlett turn to drink. –Taking the whole of August off to be with your kids. –Learning a new niche skill or hobby you'd never be able to in a conventional role. – Napping every day without fail. – Breaking the Guinness world record for Garibaldis eaten in a single afternoon. The weirder and more wonderful the better. Come on freelancers! What's the weirdest and BEST goal you've ever set yourself? I'm writing about this for The Freelancer Magazine Club so only reply if you're happy to be (potentially) included...